After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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