Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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