also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Randomize
