Nicole vs. Life
Don't make out with my wife yet
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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