I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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