I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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