i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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