The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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