..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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