Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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