Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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