I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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