omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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