Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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