i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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