do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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