I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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