Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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