I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
