I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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