I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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