vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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