Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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