but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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