In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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