There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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