If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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