So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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