I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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