Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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