My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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