After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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