im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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