and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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