He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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