elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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