3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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