Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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