Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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