What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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