I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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