I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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