More tranny stories later!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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