brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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