yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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