Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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