remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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