i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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