I'm drive I can fine osifer
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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