im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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