spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize