my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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