I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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