I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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