So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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